- Woman: Can I have birth control?
- Government: No.
- Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
- Government: No.
- Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
- Government: No.
- Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
- Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
- Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
- Government: Too bad.
- Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
- Government: Do you have a penis?
- Man: YES, YES I DO!!
- Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
- Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
- Woman: But-
- Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
To be honest its going better than i expected. I like my classes they’re no that hard and the people here are friendly. i think i fit in well, and I think im making a name for myself. But enough about that, i still miss the 219 and all my friends. I wish we all could be together and chill, but were adults now and we have to worry about our own lives. Its weird saying that, i dont think im going to say that again. but this is my first blog. Just letting everyone know im doing fine. And college is great.
Now…….
time for the real shit.
College is the shit! the parties are fucking wild!!!!!! xD thirsty Thursday bitches! Shit goes down here. Its real as fuck!! you dont wanna go night night here!! i was on a jefferey the other day, and damnnn did it feel goood! i touched the fuzzy wall!!!! FUCK YEAH!!
Well that is all, college is great. Love you Mom and Dad.
:)
